We get a still shot of Killer Kowalski to open the show.

ECW begins with an edition of Dirt Sheet hosted by John Morrison and The Miz. Miz guaranteed a win on Sunday while Morrison protested him not being in the match. Tony Atlas and Mark Henry are then introduced as they come out. Atlas made sure that there would be no joking tonight (to late mark henry as ECW champion is in the ring). Chavo Guerrero was introduced to fart noises. Chavo said he wanted his title back and Miz was quick to jump on Chavo saying that was 6 months ago. Miz and Morrison then showed a video of them mocking Finlay before Finlay came out. Hornswoggle was with him and when they got to the ring, Horny kicked Miz between the legs. Matt Hardy then came out and cut a promo on all the heels in the ring. I guess heels didn’t like it as they quickly took the advantage in a brawl that broke out til Tommy Dreamer and Evan Bourne came out to even the odds to lead us to our main event for later in the night.

Backstage as Teddy Long confirmed the match I just said as Tommy Dreamer, Evan Bourne, Finlay and Matt Hardy vs Miz, Morrison, Henry and Chavo

Super Crazy vs “Crown Jewel of Talent Initiative” Gavin “No Relation to Britney” Spears

Spears cut a promo pro-claiming himself Crown Jewel of new Talent Initiative of ECW. Crazy starts the match out with a hip toss. Spears countered out of the 10 punches in the corner. Spears takes Crazy down with a series of holds and knee drops. Crazy comes back with some drop and heel kicks. Super Crazy then hits a moonsault on Gavin Spears for the win.
Winner- Super Crazy

Ricky Ortiz vs Ryan Braddock

Ricky nor Ryan with a lot early in the match. Ortiz would hit a supelx. Braddock came back slamming Ortiz face first coming off the second rope. Braddock with a knee drop then a submission hold. Then Braddock gets another submission hold going. Ortiz broke out with a dropkick and power slam. Ortiz with a shoulder block and then he hit the Warrior slam or known now as the Big O for the win.
Winner- Ricky Ortiz

Todd Grisham, Mickie James and Ken Kennedy are at the RNC. Seeing as how I can careless about McCain this doesn’t need to be recapped .

Evan Bourne-Tommy Dreamer-Finlay-Matt Hardy vs ECW Champion Mark Henry-Chavo-Miz-Morrison

Good guys got some shots on Chavo and Morrison. Hornswoggle hit a dive onto Bam Neely Chavo’s body guard. Finlay who was tagged in during commercial break slams Chavo and tags in Bourne. Chavo countered and hit a tilt-a-whirl back breaker allowing him to tag out. Miz came in and tripped up Miz allowing Bourne to hit a standing moonsault. Bourne then went to the top but that didn’t last long as he was slammed off the top to the mat below. Mark Henry came into the match which lead to the biggest man in the match against the littlest man. The biggest man Henry flap jacked Bourne to the mat. Miz tagged back in and hit Bourne with a leg drop. Chavo tagged in but got a near fall when he was going for the pin. Bad guys then started cheating and double teaming Bourne on the floor. Moments later Bourne came back and hit a flying head scissors on Chavo and made the tag to Dreamer. Dreamer hit a bulldog on Chavo for a near fall. Henry cut off Dreamer to lead to a little beating. Hardy eventually got tagged in as did Chavo and Matt hit a side effect on Chavo. Henry got tagged back in and hit a slam on Matt but went for a splash and Matt moved out of the way. Bourne tagged in and hit a beautiful shooting star press onto Henry then he took out Miz with a round kick. Dreamer was tagged in and came off the top rope onto Henry with a big splash. Dreamer then took out another heel. Dreamer was then tagged in and hit a sit down splash on Henry and took out another heel. Matt Hardy was the last to be tagged in and he then hit a twist of fate on Mark Henry for the win, To make us think he is winning ECW title Sunday Night. That concludes the ECW Report for tonight.